Top Five Worst Christmas Songs
By Tim Kelly
3. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
Once upon a time, this was my favorite Christmas song. The more you listen to it though, this is an awful song.
The song starts out by naming all of the reindeer and then saying how they wouldn’t let Rudolph in their clique or play in any of their “Reindeer games”. Still waiting for word on what games reindeer play.
After Rudolph bails Santa’s ass out in a foggy night, all the reindeer want to be friends with Rudolph.
When I hear this I think, “screw them Rudolph, you put the reindeer on your back and all of a sudden they want to be great friends with you. Just keep on doing you bro, and don’t forgive those fair-weather friends.”
Maybe I’m reading to far into the lyrics of this song, but I’m just too good at being condescending not to.