Top Five Worst Christmas Songs
By Tim Kelly
5. Santa Baby
This is just a disgusting song. Believing in Santa represents the innocence in young children, and what do we as a perverted society do? We take Santa and try to make him a sexual figure. Not only does this guy spend his whole life trying to make your children happy, but he also his married. So let’s try to stop him from doing his job and lead him into having an affair. Yeah, that sounds like the holidays to me.
The worst part is that this song isn’t even new. I would expect this from our society today (Nicki Minaj would redo this song and twerk on Santa in the music video), but considering the original version of this song was released in 1953, I’m disappointed in the world.