Joel Embiid would take LeBron over Rihanna and Kim Kardashian

I’m not one to jump on bandwagons, but the growing idea that Joel Embiid might be the greatest user in Twitter’s existence is something that I couldn’t agree with more. Forget Kim Kardashian, she’s used up anyway, and not that Rihanna probably isn’t, but #Johanna might be the greatest celebrity morph name ever. And these Rihanna memes are pretty legendary.


I’ve also enjoyed Embiid’s reminders that, these girls (hoes) ain’t loyal. Because, Joel in this bi**h, no flamingos, and he done did everything but trust these hoes.

Anyways, after he talked to CSN Philly about how Philly is a better city than Cleveland and Milwaukee are (obviously), Embiid did say that he would choose LeBron James coming to Philly over a shot to get with Kim Kardashian or Rihanna. But if he was being selfish, Joel-Hans, would have to take Rihanna. And considering he’s out for the year, unofficially, I’m not sure that wouldn’t be the better short-term decision.

Here is Embiid’s full interview with CSN Philly’s Dei Lynam, who he seems to have established a connection with.

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