Dec 22, 2013; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Nick Foles (9) along the sidelines during the fourth quarter against the Chicago Bears at Lincoln Financial Field. The Eagles defeated the Bears 54-11. Mandatory Credit: Howard Smith-USA TODAY Sports

Nick Foles has the largest package on the Eagles per Connor Barwin


Connor Barwin is a man of the people. He rides Septa to all of the Eagles home games, and uses Reddit to chat with fans about things that he couldn’t do on Twitter without getting in trouble.

Among the topics brought up in yesterday’s Reddit chat with fans; How many beers Evan Mathis can knock back in two minutes, why Alex Henery is a god among men and oh yeah, Nick Foles‘ package size.

Q: Lifelong Eagles fan here to the point of being able to rattle off strength and conditioning coaches, practice squad lineman, etc. One factoid I’ll never have access to: Biggest weiner in the locker room? My sleeper picks are Alex ‘Moose Knuckle’ Henery and Nasty Nate Allen. Your astute clarification would be appreciated.

A: Doesn’t the internet know it’s Nick Foles?
“I do not condone this reply.” — Evan Mathis

If you haven’t pondered the answer to this question before, I’m not sure I can take your fandom seriously.

{H/T to Crossing Broad}

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  • trinity

    Why is this article in existence?

    • Tim Kelly

      Because people like you are reading it.

      • trinity

        Someone has to have a strong enough stomach to push through and question nonsense. So, glad to be of service.

        • Tim Kelly

          Lol it’s comedy man. It was a slower news day waiting until the draft lottery, and this came up on a few other sites. You can’t tell me you didn’t get a good laugh out of it.

  • Marvin

    This is great!! Fucking hysterical