I know tonight’s game is at Citizens Bank Park,and I should be extremely excited. But, if the game isn’t counting towards the Phillies win/loss record it usually doesn’t mean much to me. However, Cole Hamels has given us all a reason to stay tuned into tonight’s game. While Hamels didn’t pull off a beard very well in his final spring start, he appears to have perfected the p*rn star moustache. And if #ColeHamelspornstarmustache isn’t trending on Twitter by the end of the game, I would be shocked.
cole hamels looks like a 1980′s porn star with the moustache
— carmen (@eagles1229) March 30, 2013
So, are Cole Hamels, mustache, stache, porn star, etc trending yet?
— Jess (@ilovechooch) March 30, 2013
Apparently Cole Hamels has a moustache. Please tell me he looks like a 1970s porn star.
— Steph Diorio (@1863_project) March 29, 2013
“Cole hamels looks like a porn star with that mustache” how would ya know, mom?
— Caity Smith (@paddy_cait) March 29, 2013
Cole Hamels needs to shave his mustache. He looks like a porn star from the 90s
— Mike Hubert (@MikeHubert_) March 29, 2013
Well I guess you get it. But the real test of a great p*rn star mustache, is the comparison to the legendary Ron Jeremy. Take a look and vote, who pulls it off better?